Lena Mau, Staff Writer
“It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.By the age of five, I was forced to throw my own surprise party.But one should never walk the paths of Druselstein with uncovered Doonkelberry cake, lest the Doonkelberry bats swarm. (Screams) (Flashback ends)”
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz