When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
Surfer: Yes, because they make the signs… but no, because they’re on strike.
Skater: No, because if they’re going on strike,...
Dane Chapin has been an entrepreneur since he was 11 years old. Now, he is the CEO of Zephyr Partners Real Estate, Health Savings Associates, and USAopoly, and has learned how to bide his time and talent...
If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as “adult language”?
Surfer: F**k you, bad question.
Baiter: Because it’s to show the immaturity of adults, therefore social Darwinism can take effect....
There are many facets of marketing that play into creating a recognizable brand, but in the end it all boils down to one person. At Dragon Alliance Eyewear, that person is Rick Irons. Irons is the Global...
Can you cry underwater?
Skier: Yeah, you definitely can. I know from experience.
Snowboarder: No, but you can smell underwater.
Skier, I don’t know what might have happened to give you this personal...
How do they signal Batman on a clear night?
Surfer: I guess… I guess you use the Batman light thing.
Skater: Pelvic thrusts. Heh.
Me: Of course, Surfer! The Batman light thing! Why didn’t I think...
If “con” is the opposite of “pro,” then what is the opposite of Congress?
Surfer: What?…progress. Progress.
Skater: Mr. Conn.
I don’t know, Skater, I’m sure that there are further things...
There I was amidst the glorious fluorescent kingdom that is The Dollar Tree, a place that turns thoughts of “who would ever want this mesh Instant Back Support accessory” to realizations that your...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Skater: What’s, like, a humanitarian?
Surfer: Vegetarians eat veggies because they don’t like meat touching their food, so when humanitarians...
Quick – what do three instances of parents abandoning their families, five counts of animal abuse, and a bootlegging enterprise have in common? The obvious answer would be a highly unstable family engaging...
Prince of Persia...32%
Almost Anti-Oscar:
Furry Vengeance...25%
The Bounty Hunter...21%
Killers...13%
Life As We Know It...9%
For a movie based on a seven-year-old video game, “Prince...
From Dec. 1 to the 10, SDA played host to a group of 20 exchange students from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, a first for the school.
“We’ve never had students from North Korea...
Today’s reality shows have rather high stakes: money, fame, glory, and the occasional opportunity to develop cirrhosis (that’s right, Snooki, drinking leads to liver disease) are all fair incentives...
