Pluto (the planet, not the adorable pup from Disney) caused madness, chaos, and utter disaster when it was removed from the list of planets. And now, when you thought it couldn’t get any wilder astrologers...

It’s like caffeine, but doesn’t have the crash afterwards. It’s like chocolate, but not as fattening. What is this godly thing? It can only be one thing: Fro-yo. Definition: a refreshing, tangy dessert...

What’s the freakiest part of Halloween in California? Costume shops turn it into an eye popper with their slutty costumes. All these stores ruin Halloween for girls once they become a teenager. Why their...

Today’s reality shows have rather high stakes: money, fame, glory, and the occasional opportunity to develop cirrhosis (that’s right, Snooki, drinking leads to liver disease) are all fair incentives...

These past few weeks as people go to college, those of us who are grounded in Encinitas have to deal with saying goodbye. It may seem like an easy task to some, but having to let go of someone who has...

Put yourself in my navy blue Converse. Today is a Monday. I’m saddled with a backpack that makes me feel like a camel, loaded with brick-like books and I go to school knowing I have the rest of this...

There are certain things in life that just piss me off: the color orange, the sound of chewing, ties, and, above all else, non-handicapped people parking in handicapped parking spots. My mother is handicapped,...

When I think about it, I’ve been waiting most of my life to be a senior. Ever since the sixth grade, I dreamt of the day I would be on the top of the food chain, playing with the big dogs. I passed the...